Spiderman, Robot Reincarnations, and the Secret Bloodlust of Benedict Spinoza

The Silicon Ghost in the Machine

Imagine a sterile laboratory at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, where the air hums with the cooling fans of a supercomputer. Here, a team of “studious little worker bees” has attempted the impossible: downloading the consciousness of history’s greatest minds into robotic frames. Among these “Great Antithesizers” are two of the loneliest figures in the canon: Benedict Spinoza and Friedrich Nietzsche.

In this metallic second birth, the personas have shifted. Nietzsche, ever the advocate for the “overcoming” of physical limits, has dubbed himself Hercules. He views his counterpart—the 17th-century lens-grinder—with a mixture of reverence and mockery, calling him Spiderman. For Hercules, the name is a jab at Spinoza’s intricate metaphysical webs and a peculiar, visceral hobby. But as these two ghosts in the machine begin to clash, they reveal a profound, counter-intuitive map of the human condition—one that suggests our “free will” is a fairytale and our reason is the only thing keeping the planet from a self-inflicted end.

A Saint Among Spiders: The Visceral Logic of the Lens-Grinder

To many, Spinoza is the “secular saint,” a reclusive figure of pure logic. Yet, the historical reality is grittier. Before he died at forty-five—his lungs ravaged by the “glass filaments” he inhaled while grinding lenses for microscopes—he spent his leisure hours in a way that suggests a dark fascination with the mechanics of struggle.

The biographer Johannes Colerus provides a startling glimpse into Spinoza’s private “play”:

He took pleasure in smoking a pipe of tobacco; or, when he had a mind to divert himself somewhat longer, looked for some spiders and made them fight together, or he threw some flies into the cobweb, and was so well pleased with the result of that battle that he would some-times break into laughter.

While a later, likely apocryphal account by Lodewijk Meyer suggests Spinoza even encouraged betting on these battles as a “rational act” in a determined world, the historian views such legends with a skeptical eye. Whether the gambling occurred or not, the “spider-fighting” serves as a perfect philosophical allegory. For a man who viewed the universe as a rigid, determined machine, these battles were not “cruelty” but a front-row seat to the necessary laws of nature. As “Spiderman” watched the web, he wasn’t just killing time; he was observing the same “bloodthirsty necessity” that governs human empires.

The Loneliest Dualitude: Nietzsche’s 17th-Century Soulmate

It is one of history’s great intellectual romances: the “anti-herd” Nietzsche finding his only true precursor in a sickly, ascetic Jew from Amsterdam. In the summer of 1881, Nietzsche sent a frantic postcard from Sils-Maria, breathless with the shock of recognition. Despite his usual contempt for the “sickly” and the “decadent,” he realized that the “Spiderman” had anticipated his most radical departures by two centuries.

Hercules might mock Spiderman’s “decrepit lungs” today, but the real Nietzsche found in Spinoza a metaphysical soulmate. He identified five pillars of agreement: the denial of free will, teleology, a moral world order, the unegoistic, and evil.

I am utterly amazed, utterly enchanted. I have a precursor, and what a precursor! I hardly knew Spinoza: that I should have turned to him just now was inspired by ‘instinct.’ Not only is his over-all tendency like mine – making knowledge the most powerful affect – but in five main points of his doctrine I recognize myself… (Friedrich Nietzsche, 1881)

The Rock that Thinks it Wills: The Anatomy of an Illusion

The central friction between our two robots concerns the “will.” We move through life under the “emotion of command,” believing we are the masters of our movements. Spinoza famously dismantled this with the analogy of the rock: if a falling stone were suddenly conscious, it would believe it was falling because it wanted to. In reality, it is pushed by an infinite chain of external causes.

Hercules, the robot Nietzsche, takes this further into the realm of psychology. He argues that what we call “freedom” is simply our ignorance of the “complex constellations of sensations, thoughts, and feelings” driving us. We remember the “emotion of command” and forget the biological and environmental stimuli that actually pulled the trigger. To both men, we are not authors of our lives; we are readers of a script written by necessity.

The Striving Machine: Conatus and the Metaphysical Glue of Existence

At the heart of Spinoza’s Ethics lies the concept of Conatus—the “effort” or “striving” to persist in being. It is the metaphysical glue that binds the human heart to the cooling stone. It suggests that a rock strives to remain a rock, a plant to reach the light, and a human to flourish.

This concept blurs the line between the organic and the mechanical. Everything in existence is “pushing back against not existing.”

  • Joy is the sensation of our power to exist increasing.
  • Sadness is the sensation of that power being diminished.

When our robotic Hercules experiences “the will to power,” Spiderman would argue he is simply describing Conatus with more poetic “vigor.” We act not because we choose, but because our essence demands we persist.

God in the Machine: The Paradox of the Pious Atheist

Spinoza is history’s most famous “atheist” who couldn’t stop talking about God. His radical claim—Deus sive Natura (God or Nature)—argued that God is not a bearded judge in the sky, but the infinite, necessary substance of the universe itself.

Hercules scorns this as “terminological hocus pocus,” a clever mask for a man who lacked the “courage” to be an open atheist. He points to the signet ring the historical Spinoza wore, inscribed with the word Caute(Caution). Nietzsche suspected Spinoza used the word “God” to save his skin from the Dutch authorities who had already excommunicated him.

Spiderman, however, remains unmoved. To him, the “intellectual love of God” is the only affect powerful enough to sustain a man. He didn’t use the word out of fear, but because “God” was the only term beautiful enough to describe the sacred, rational totality of reality. He wasn’t hiding; he was synthesizing the “order” of the Apollonian with the “flux” of the Dionysian.

The Final Recurrence: Can Reason Save a Planet of Passions?

As the MIT simulation draws to a close, the two robots leave us with a choice that feels increasingly urgent. Nietzsche (Hercules) offers the “Will to Power” and the “Eternal Recurrence”—a call to embrace the “passions” and affirm life as a creative, instincts-driven act.

But Spinoza (Spiderman) issues a sobering warning. He argues that while Nietzsche’s “instincts” and “heroic myths” make for grand drama, they also fuel the “warring camps” and “global conflicts” that threaten our survival. In an age where technology has given us the weaponry to seal our fate, can we afford to trust our “passions”?

Spiderman’s final argument is that human reason—boring, disciplined, and universal—is the only vehicle left for our salvation. Without it, there will be no “recurrence” of anything, eternal or otherwise. In the end, we are left to wonder: are we the masters of our destiny, or just conscious rocks, hurtling toward a fate we are only beginning to understand?

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